Everything's canceled. Hooray!

Today is a snow day, and I've completely squandered it.

I started the day with high hopes that being snow bound would encourage me to do the research that I've been putting off all semester, but somehow I have spent the day in other online pursuits. A few things I *have* learned:

• Cubis 2 only has 20 levels. Yes, I have mastered them all. Thank god I now have at least one marketable skill.
• Courtesy slate.com: The bacon alarm clock really does exist. Volkswagen has some crazy new ads. Cheese may lessen the flavor-intensity of red wine, but it's still a good combination.
• Kathy Griffin refused to apologize for a Dakota Fanning-in-rehab joke. Good for her. Her reported non-apology is pretty funny too. As is most of Defamer. If I could only figure out those darned blind items...